Saturday, January 15, 2005


A Cruel Mistress

I read somewhere the other day (can't remember where or when -- bad, bad blogger!) that keeping this blogging stuff up day in and day out was tough. Tell me about it! I just don't know if I can do it.

Thursday, January 13, 2005


Prime numbers

Also, I think I should post in prime numbers, that is 1, 2, 3 or 5 posts per day. Never 4, never 6. But maybe 7 if I'm feeling really prolific. I don't think I'll ever have to worry about going over 7, because I'm sure not going to type enough to hit 11, I'll tell ya what!

Crap, this post looks like something protein wisdom would reject, doesn't it? At least I got the link in. I'm a link-whore!


Or not

Maybe it's insulting to think of Acidman right off the bat when I start writing about drunk-blogging. After reading his blog for awhile though, I always think there's an alchoholic beverage somewhere nearby when he's banging on the keys.


New Idea For Blogging

I've been mulling for quite some time various ideas to make an unique (read money making) blog in the vast blogosphere. I think I've hit on a winner tonight. Drunk blogging! Ok, I'm not drunk at present, but after 1 1/2 martinis, I can see the future already.

Ok, martini blogging... What's the perfect martini? Tonight, I'm using Bombay Sapphire Gin and Martini & Rossi Vermouth. Ratio: 2 to .5, shaken with crushed ice and poured into a chilled martini glass. Served with provolone and pepperoni. (Screw the olives!) For my delicate sensibilities, I'm halfway in the bag.

Let's see now... I think we need a salient point here... and a link, gotta have a friggin' link! Ok, here we go... Althouse, sweet goddess of the north... It's a desperate cry for attention. This law-babe needs a man and she needs him right now. If I wasn't married already, I'd be there in a flash. But I'm taken, very, very taken. Ok, Blogosphere, it's time to line up and be counted. There are scads of single men in the ether, one of you has what it takes to satisfy the needs of the Blond Law Goddess Of The North. Email, dammit!

Ok, that ought to do it. Drunk, slobbering over a dame and barely intelligent. I think that's an idea the blogosphere is ready to embrace. And oh yeah, zero carbs too! Now if I can just get Acidman to give me a link... oh yeah... the infamy!

Thursday, November 18, 2004


Another Oliver Stone "conspiracy"

Althouse gets it just right about this pretentious jerk. I suppose I'll rent the video for the battle scenes, but you couldn't pay me to sit through Stone's Alexander in a theater.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004


Go for it, Carlos!

""Carlos Beltran Expresses Desire To Become Overpaid Prick That Everybody Hates"

Monday, November 15, 2004


New Blogs

I've added a couple of new* ones to the bloglist at the left -- Llama Butchers & Incoherant Ramblings. Check them out if you care to.

*New to me, that is

Saturday, November 13, 2004


Dollywood Values

This made me want to dip snuff!

Thursday, November 11, 2004


"You mean he's got two of 'em"

It's nice to have Peggy Noonan back in the WSJ. She stopped writing there while she helped in the effort to re-elect the President. It's refreshing to read her articles again.

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